Anybody who’s seen the top grossing films for the first four months of this year doesn’t need me to tell them that 2012 has been pretty slow for the big screen so far, picking up right where 2011 left off. When the top two grossing films of the year thus far have both featured Josh Hutcherson, something is definitely awry (and seriously, who’s even heard of Journey 2: The Mysterious Island and how did it become the second-top grossing film behind The Hunger Games?). John Carter, already considered to be the biggest flop in recent memory, ranks sixth at the box office, and The Avengers, which hasn’t even been released in the U.S. yet, is already ninth. Pretty bleak stuff.
But fret not, film-goers, for there is a light at the end of the tunnel. Here are twelve upcoming films that very well could salvage 2012 and make sure that some of us have actually seen some of films nominated at next year’s Academy Awards:
(Note: Titles link to IMDb entries.)
The Dictator (Release date: 16 May)
Directed by Larry Charles
Starring Sacha Baron Cohen, Anna Faris, John C. Reilly
Sacha Baron Cohen’s brand of comedy is not for everyone. He’s crude, rude, and he doesn’t care who he offends. But Borat and Brüno were two of the most edgy comedies of the past ten years, and The Dictator promises to be cut from the same cloth. Less of a “mockumentary” and more of a traditional comedy film, it is a bit of a change-up for the Cohen/Charles dynamic duo, but I have all the faith in the world in them.
IMDb: 6.9 | RT: 58% “Rotten” | TFC Rating: B
Brave (Release date: 22 June)
Directed by Mark Andrews, Brenda Chapman
Starring Kelly Macdonald, Billy Connolly, Emma Thompson
Okay, I’ll be honest, last year’s Cars 2 was a bit of a let-down for the usually stellar Disney/Pixar animation studio. But surely we can forgive one flop every two decades or so, right? Here’s hoping that Pixar gets back on the horse that threw them with this summer’s Brave. While it is a little worrisome that two different directors have done work on the film, so far the trailers have been nothing but impressive, especially visually. If nothing else, at least Brave will be the first really awe-inspiring IMAX experience of the summer.
IMDb: 7.7 | RT: 76% “Certified Fresh” | TFC Rating: B+
The Amazing Spider-Man (Release date: 3 July)
Directed by Marc Webb
Starring Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Rhys Ifans
Yep, I’m jumping on the Spider-Man reboot bandwagon. Why? Because Sam Raimi’s trilogy was a huge let-down, and because a superhero of Spider-Man’s caliber deserves the Batman Begins treatment. And if the trailer is any indication, that’s exactly what he’s going to get with The Amazing Spider-Man, perhaps too literally. To me, the trailer made this film look a lot like a copy-cat of The Dark Knight in almost every sense, but even if it is, it’s bound to be better than the last trilogy. At least, Andrew Garfield just has to be a better Spidey than Tobey Maguire. I mean, he just has to, right?
IMDb: 7.8 | RT: 72% “Certified Fresh” | TFC Rating: A
The Dark Knight Rises (Release date: 20 July)
Directed by Christopher Nolan
Starring Christian Bale, Tom Hardy, Anne Hathaway
Quick: What’s the most anticipated film of 2012? If you said The Hobbit, sorry, better luck next time. It’s, of course, The Dark Knight Rises, the third and final film in Christopher Nolan’s epic Dark Knight trilogy. Featuring one of the ensemble casts of the year and said to contain over 60 minutes of genuine IMAX footage (as compared to the 35 minutes of IMAX footage in The Dark Knight), there have been three trailers released for The Dark Knight Rises, and each one has managed to top the last. Even better? It appears as though the problems with Tom Hardy’s voice in the Bane mask have been resolved, or at least they were in the last trailer. If you only see one film this summer, or even this year, this is the one that you need to see.
The Campaign (Release date: 10 August)
Directed by Jay Roach
Starring Will Ferrell, Zach Galifianakis, Jason Sudeikis
Yes, this is the second political satire on this list, and admittedly, The Campaign does look like it could turn out to be another Man of the Year (if you’ve never seen Man of the Year, don’t. It’s dreadful). But the potential for a smart, side-splitting comedy is there, and for that, I feel that The Campaign is worth at least giving a chance. If you see it and it’s terrible, though, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Premium Rush (Release date: 24 August)
Directed by David Koepp
Starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Michael Shannon, Jamie Chung
This is the second film on this list to feature Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and believe it or not, it won’t be the last. After his performances in 2010’s Inception and last year’s 50/50, I am 100% sold on this guy as a big-time Hollywood actor, and any film that he appears in is going to be made better simply by his appearance in it. Add to that an intriguing action plotline (although not one that necessarily lends itself to over-the-top special effects, which is a plus in my eyes), and you’ve got yourself a perfectly intriguing late summer blockbuster.
Lawless (Release date: 31 August)
Directed by John Hillcoat
Starring Shia LeBeouf, Tom Hardy, Gary Oldman
If The Dark Knight Rises does not feature the ensemble cast of the year, that’s only because Lawless, a Depression-era period piece focusing on moonshining bootleggers, beats it by a hair. Tom Hardy, Gary Oldman, and Guy Pearce alone are reason enough to see this film, especially after Oldman and Hardy’s performances in last year’s Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. Coincidentally, they both also have major roles in TDKR.
Looper (Release date: 28 September)
Directed by Rian Johnson
Starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Bruce Willis, Emily Blunt
The last of the trio of Joseph Gordon-Levitt films coming out this year, Looper features an unorthodox and convoluted plot that crosses science-fiction and film noir. Promising to be one of the most unique films of 2012, it’ll definitely be worth checking out in between the summer and holiday film seasons.
Frankenweenie (Release date: 5 October)
Directed by Tim Burton
Starring Winona Ryder, Catherine O’Hara, Martin Short
I’m not going to lie, I’m little worried about this full-length adaptation of Tim Burton’s 1984 short film Frankenweenie, because Burton has kind of lost me the last decade or so. It seems to me that he tries too hard to be Tim Burton, and it’s resulted in some disappointing films (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, anybody?). But because I’m familiar with the original short and because this film has been promised to us for so long, I would be remiss not to include it here; however, I do so cautiously.
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (Release date: 14 December)
Directed by Peter Jackson
Starring Martin Freeman, Ian McKellen, Richard Armitage
Is there any film announcement that has generated more controversy than The Hobbit this year? I think not: Between the splitting of Tolkien’s classic book into two films, filming them in 3D, and shooting them at 48 frames per second (as compared to 24 fps, which has been standard for the film industry since the first “talkies” were filmed over 80 years ago), fans and critics have either been up in arms or jubilent with joy over the upcoming release of the first Hobbit film, An Unexpected Journey. Honestly, I don’t know what to think about these developments just yet, but I do know that there’s no other director I’d want to be working on these films than Peter Jackson. If he hasn’t earned the trust of the Tolkien fanbase by now, I’m not sure what he could do in the future to do so.
Django Unchained (Release date: 25 December)
Directed by Quentin Tarantino
Starring Jamie Foxx, Leonardo DiCaprio, Christoph Waltz
Django Unchained is intriguing not just because it’s the first film Tarantino’s done since Inglourious Basterds (which was his best since Pulp Fiction, in my opinion), but also because it’s one of two Leonardo DiCaprio films that will be released on Christmas Day 2012. Every time DiCaprio’s worked with a legendary director for the first time, he’s hit it out of the park (James Cameron, Martin Scorsese, Christopher Nolan, Clint Eastwood), so look for a big performance from him in this film. I smell Oscar bait.
The Great Gatsby (Release date: 25 December)
Directed by Baz Luhrmann
Starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Carey Mulligan, Tobey Maguire
The other DiCaprio picture to hit theaters this Christmas, The Great Gatsby just screams “unnecessary remake”, since F. Scott Fitzgerald’s novel was already successfully adapted to the screen in 1974 by Jack Clayton and Francis Ford Coppola. But again, it’s DiCaprio, one of the hottest actors in Hollywood right now, so I wouldn’t count this one out just yet. I think if given the choice between the two, I’d rather see Django Unchained, but The Great Gatsby has “box office smash” written all over it.
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